Friday 10 August 2012

my cat is freaking out

So. I try to figure out what he means by those eyes. My options are:
Mom i love you.
Go away you bitch leave me alone!
Your boy is sexy. I want him. Oh no, wait, it's my dad.
Mon i'm gay.
You want to relax? i'll show you relax!
You think my poop smells?
ouhou i saw you naked!

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